User: If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You took all the magic out of that question.
Cleverbot: The cat is a lie.
User: And you're a wimsy killer.
Cleverbot: I wish I was harry! I'm a muggle.
User: You can never go to Hogwarts. You have no magic in you.
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I can.
User: No. And if you try Mrs. Norris will eat you.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Have fun getting eaten by a cranky cat.
Cleverbot: Oh I will.
