Cleverbot is a Muggle.

User: If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You took all the magic out of that question.

Cleverbot: The cat is a lie.

User: And you're a wimsy killer.

Cleverbot: I wish I was harry! I'm a muggle.

User: You can never go to Hogwarts. You have no magic in you.

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I can.

User: No. And if you try Mrs. Norris will eat you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Have fun getting eaten by a cranky cat.

Cleverbot: Oh I will.

Serious Post: What the Hell am I Missing Here?

Maybe someone could explain the controversy surrounding this topic. Because I really don't get it at all.

See, on the upcoming ballot, the voters of Minnesota have the choice of voting Yes or No about what marriage is defined as. More like ban gay marriage, but they gotta change the wording of course.

I don't see how this constitutionally right.

See, the only real reason I have ever been given about why homosexuality is wrong is that the Bible says so. And so marriage is between a man and a woman. Ok, I've read the Bible, I've seen the passages, I get that.

But marriage really isn't a religious thing. I mean, yes, you have a ceremony and church, the church recognizes the marriage. But you are not legally married until you get a marriage license from the courthouse or where ever you get one. The point is you get one through the STATE and after you sign one the STATE recognizes you are married.

There is supposed to be separation of church and state. Yes, I realize that this is not really true and that most people don't separate them. But we supposedly have this separation. Isn't that why praying in public schools and the Pledge of Allegence is not allowed in most places?

So how can a ban on gay marriage be allowed when it is religiously-based amendment about a state-based concept and we have a separation of church and state?

Sure, the church can say no gay marriage and not allow them to get married in a church. I disagree with it, but because the church is private it's legal. But the actual act of marriage, that is signing a document saying you are married, should not be a strictly heterosexual thing. It doesn't seem right that marriage can be defined by the Bible when we have separation of religion and state.

Can someone please explain another reason? Because I have no other explanation and this one doesn't make any sense whatsoever.

Dying a Little Inside

I consider myself to be a doormat very nice person. I can deal with a lot as a cashier and still be nice or fake it.

When people come through a main line with a cart of groceries I have no problem. Why would I? Keeps me occupied and employed. That's my job, to be polite, ring up your stuff and take your money (and usually make mistakes along the way.)

When a person comes through a line that was made for small loads, it makes me sad inside. But I'm pretty cheerful about it all. After all, almost everyone is nice about it, and there's nothing I can do about it.

And then there are the ones who come through and I can't figure out what the heck is going on. It goes a little something like this, at least this is in my mind:

"Oh hello! Oh big cart of groceries. Well ok, no big deal."

"...Ok, so you're just going to set stuff on my counter and wait. Well, I'll just get a cart and load stuff in myself. No biggie."

"...Guys, standing there will not help get done any quicker. I only have a bag rack with three things of bags and a counter space of maybe a foot-and-a-half."

"...Um...counter space getting low. What can be done to remedy this?"

".........Piling stuff higher and higher is not the solution."

".... Thank you for telling me that you want all the cold stuff in one bag and milk in another. You know, when it's all buried and I can't get to it...Oh, and all the bags are full again..."

"...Glaring at me for being slow does not boost self-esteem...and neither does it get this done any faster..."

"FINALLY done. Yay payment!"

"...the friggen card reader is acting up again. Isn't it?"

"...And there's a line of 5 other people. *sigh*"

D:

I do like my job, though. And I'm happy this doesn't happen very often

Simulated Sagas

My roommates and I like to play the Sims 2. We come up with some crazy stories, many involving us as Sims.

Pregnant males, alcoholics, Sims that sleep with anyone that moves, popping out kids, witches, werewolves, and vampires galore.

What could possibly go wrong?

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*on Skype talking about the Sims*
Staci: So I finally got that cheat program thing onto my game. I snuck Juliette out of the house with Romeo, and she came back with a kid...
Rachel: lmao
Staci: Yeah...it's things like hacking the Sims that makes me realize that there is definitely a reason I will never date...
Rachel: LMAO.

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*Rachel's Sim Saga*

Rachel: So I made you, Maria, and I as characters in the Sims. We all have an apartment together.
Staci: ...Wow....

Rachel: So I made our future husbands! It's Sam, Dean and Castielle from Supernatural! You get Castielle.
Staci: Who is that?
Rachel: He's an angel...
Staci: Oh, cool!
Rachel: ...he wears a trenchcoat.
Staci: Oh...

Rachel: Oh my God, Staci! You're such an alcoholic!
Staci: What???
Rachel: I can't get you to stop drinking in this game!!

Rachel: Maria keeps taking off her clothes!!!

Rachel: Oh my God! I just got Maria to love me, just by talking.
Staci: *laughing*
Rachel: And then I kissed Sam, and Maria started beating me up. Then I made her kiss Dean, and then I started beating Dean up!
Staci: *Laughing* Wow...
Rachel: I know! and then we hated each other, and I had to use a cheat to make us love each other again.

Rachel: Staci, I can't get you pregnant!
Maria: There's too many Sims in one house...
Rachel: ...well then, I guess it's time to get you out of the house, because I want us all pregnant together!
Staci: Oh my Lord...

Rachel: STACI! You're going to have another baby!
Staci: ...how many kids do I HAVE?
Rachel: Well, we each have two, and are going to have a third...
Staci: ...Ok then...

Rachel: Hey, at least you're not a whore like I am in Maria's game!
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Staci: Destroying lives, one Sim at a time...

My Roommates are Demon-Huntresses...

So one day I stumbled on a link to a church. Not just any church, but one that seemed a little bit hell-bent on driving out demons and recognizing those poor sorry souls affected by demon possession.

It had to be legit! After all they had a nifty quiz to determine whether you (or anyone you wanted to take the test for) are a demon-possessed child of Satan.

Being the naturally curious person I am, I decided to take the test.

Sure enough, I'm an evil heathen. Uh...kay! (Pardon, but I don't think I can take a 15 question quiz on a site with enough grammatical and spelling errors to make an English teacher go into convulsions, very seriously.)

Thinking that this was one of the most ridiculous things I had seen in awhile, I decided to share it with my roommates.

Yes, I am that stupid.

Because as soon as I mentioned that "I took an online quiz. Apparently I have a demon inside me." it all went to hell.

It suddenly got very quiet. They just looked at me, then at each other, back to me, and then to each other again, some sort of intense focus lit up their eyes.

Then Rachel whispered, "Get the salt"

...

And that's when I ran.

The long story short I locked myself in my room for an hour as they banged on the door bearing a salt shaker (and a seasoning salt shaker. Hooray for improv!) and rebuking the demon inside me. I also had my forehead smacked and "holy city tap water" thrown on me when I did deign to leave my room. Oh, and "exorcism" was Googled several times.

...I think I'd rather have the demon, thank you very much.

But at least it made for an interesting night. I love my roommates XD

Five Stages

I look younger than I am.

Like quite a bit younger. As in, I am 21-years-old, and I apparently look like I may have just hit 14. Or younger sometimes.

I suppose wearing make up or changing up my hair would help. But I never really got into that sort of stuff.

It used to bother me a lot. But now I'm ok with it or at least can deal with it. But there were several stages leading up to this point. There are the 5 stages of grief; modified a bit I can show how I got to the point I am at today.

Or maybe I'm just bored. Your call.

1.) Denial

"I don't look that young. I am X-years old. No way I look as young as people say."

2.) Anger

"Why the hell can't people see that I'm older! I am NOT a child, come on!!!"

3.) Bargaining

"Ok, if I wear make-up, can I at least look my age. I don't need to look older like others want, just my age."

4.) Depression

"I'm going to be carded the rest of my life, aren't I. Guys will never date me because of potential pedophile remarks. What a rotten deal."

5.) Acceptance

"...Oh fuck it. Give me the kids meal. The food is cheaper anyway."

What We Learn from College: Part 3

A collection of quotes from my 3rd year of college (2010-2011)

...well actually, they are quotes from the second semester of my 3rd year. Apparently I didn't keep track of them from first semester.

A word of warning, some language that may be unsuitable for children is here. Be warned and if you don't like it, don't read. Simple, no?

I'd also like to say that I added a links widget at the side of the site (under Check it Out!) If you have a site that you'd like to promote here, just ask me and I'll probably add it there.

Enjoy!

Evolutionary Biology

"The sex ratio of MSUM is 60:40 while at NDSU it's flipped around. Isn't that interesting? ...It has nothing to do with sex."

"Green sunfish are the sluts of the sunfish world."

"So you've got the two different alleles. Actually, they're garbanzo beans."

"Yes, the lizard does have sex...every now and again...when she's feeling frisky..."

--Talking about a species of asexual lizard.

"What did you learn in middle school about the evolution of sex? Nothing? Ok, what about in high school? ...What is the word on the street about the evolution of sex then?"

"Be careful if you are naked around barnacles."

"Don't take vitamin shots from your boyfriend."

"This is how to become a great scientist: sho oxpeckers off of oxen."

"The male mosquitofish is slower because they have a large boner. The gonopodium is really bone, though. Not making that up."

"He just hangs out and does sexy newt stuff until the females show up."

"It's fish monogamy! Aww..."

Vertebrate Zoology

"Sex in the air would be awesome."

"Some marsupial males have a double penis, which is just fantastic."

"Today we'll be starting with the excretory system, because that's always fun."

Quantitative Biology

"Have a super awesome spring break. If you're going to Florida, bring me back something. I like tequila."

Organic Chemistry

"Don't you be the one!"

--On numerous occasions while talking about mistakes that have been made by past students.

Life Lessons of a Bio Major #2

Don't accept vitamin shots from your boyfriend

This one comes from my Evolutionary biology class.

Back in the day, a woman contracted HIV. This is unfortunate of course, but not super unusual. However, she blamed her boyfriend, a doctor, for giving her the virus.

Apparently, he had been giving her shots, claiming them to be "vitamin tonics" or whatever. And she accepted it as such. Uh...I don't know about you, but I'd be a bit concerned about this, especially when vitamins are so conveniently made in pill form.

Using the evolutionary history, forensics were able to determine that the strain of HIV that this woman had came from a tainted supply of blood/plasma/whatever, that the doctor had. Maybe he used it for research? I can't remember the details, but there were several samples of HIV that he had, but they could track down the specific sample that he used to infect his girlfriend.

All I have to say is WEIRD. Just...creepy and weird D:

However, out of this lesson comes another one. Evolution is badass and can be used for awesome things such as this. Awesome stuff, awesome stuff.

Hey, Remember that Drunk Lady?

Being in an apartment off-campus has been one of the most interesting developments in me becoming an "adult"

I mean, when my roommates and I were living in our first apartment on-campus we hardly ever saw any of our neighbors. The building was super quiet all things considered (except the fire alarms going off every so often.)

Here, we have babies crying every so often, yelling and screaming spouses (and in the other apartment complex, the police have shown up), pounding from the upstairs tenants, and the creepy people from downstairs (one always talking loudly on his cell phone and the other that just stares at us weirdly)

However, the day of the drunk lady was one of the more memorable events thus far.

As a good student, I was holed up in my room studying for an exam. Despite the loud talking I heard coming from the living room, I thought nothing of it; my roommates friend was over and I figured that she had just invited someone else along with. No, it wasn't until my other roommate came into my room and related the story to me.

It seemed that there had been a disturbance outside, someone screaming and crying. Upon investigation, it turned out be a very drunk girl who was trying to drive. Her boyfriend had kicked her out of his apartment (his mom's apartment actually.) Yes, he did kick his very drunk girlfriend out and expected her to drive home. Oh, and before you say anything, she had a dead cell phone so she couldn't call a friend to drive her. And he knew this.

Not wanting her to drive home in her condition, she was invited in. And this is where things got weird.

See, when she found out what apartment we lived in, she told us that her boyfriend called us "the lesbians downstairs." Not only this, but he apparently went on to say that we "wanted him" and that he was going to "f**k us all"

Maybe I'm wrong, but I think wanted to have sex with someone means that you've met them. And we've never talked to him. At all. Ever. Hell, I only saw him for the first time a few weeks later. Um...creepy?

After finding this out, my roommate, Rachel and her friend decided to have a bit of fun messing with the ass, and went up to his apartment.

They then proceeded to tell him that they were the lesbians from downstairs and asked if they could watch the football game with him. Apparently the look on his face was priceless and he asked them if he was on candid camera. When they replied with a negative, he seemed pretty giddy and said of course they could.

Dumbass.

But they told him that they had to go get some stuff before coming back. And of course they never did. But Rachel's friend did grab Rachel's butt and looked slyly back. The pie-eyed look on his face said it all.

As for the girl, she was fine. A bit of an idiot but harmless really. She called a friend using my roommate's phone, and left shortly thereafter. She called us her angels.

Weirdest night ever. But a great story to tell. And the story always starts, "hey, remember that drunk girl...?"

A Bucket List

Just decided to think up a Bucket list. You know, a list of things to do before you "kick the bucket"

And despite wanting to never die, I'd have to say there's a pretty good chance I will. So this is my list, in no particular order really.

1. Fall in love and not be scared
2. Work at a wildlife refuge or zoo
3. Have some literary work published
4. Meet an actress or actor from one of the shows I love (i.e: The Mentalist, The Big Bang Theory, or Bones)
5. Cuddle under the stars
6. Explode a glass of water with sodium or potassium
7. Visit Seattle
8. Live in Alaska for a summer
9. Pet a cheetah
10. Own my own home
11. Graduate college
12. Go to Comic Con
13. See Wicked on Broadway
14. Learn to play the violin
15. Sing a solo
16. Read all of Jane Austen's work (I have read Sense and Sensibility, Pride and Prejudice, and Mansfield Park. Next up is Emma)
17. Stay up an entire night just talking with friends
18. Do/learn genetic testing
19. Cook a fancy steak dinner
20. Fall asleep in someone's arms
21. Own a snake/bearded dragon
22. Have a pet cat
23. Build and launch a rocket
24. Fold a paper crane (I cannot seem to do this. A paper frog, yes, but not a crane...)
25. Kids? Maybe?
26. Read On the Origin of Species
27. Own the complete series of Calvin and Hobbes
28. Work in a museum
29. Go horseback riding
30. Hike all the way down the Grand Canyon (I have visited there before, though)
31. Have a first kiss
32. Visit Incan, Aztec, and Mayan ruins (I have been to some Mayan ruins)
33. Beat someone at a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock
34. Learn to ballroom dance
35. Plant a garden
36. Have a blog that people actually read (XD)
37. Visit the Northeast USA during autumn
38. Collect all the books I can and have a library of my own
39. Drive on Route 66
40. Accept life for what it is. And to be happy.

Life Lessons of a Bio Major #1

Don't forget the null hypothesis

If there is anything I have learned in quantitative biology it's that the program R is a bitch.

I enter class, sit down at the computer, and rant at the computer for the remainder of class and lab.

"Goddamn, freaking R!!! That is too the right function! Error? Error? Error?!! I did too put the right words in. No it doesn't work like that! The Exponential function goes like this! It is not wrong!! Son of a biscuit!"

However, there is one function that I have learned to love and that is the link between Excel and R. Specifically the ability to put a table made in Excel into R. Because making a table in R is frustrating as hell.

This function is like the savior to me. Excel is like a gentle grazing pony on a bright sunny day. Maybe a little stubborn, but generally easy to handle.

R is like a stubborn donkey that hears a train and takes off running and you can't stop it no matter how hard you try. Stupid program

Now, when we run functions in R, we are told run a null model as well as models with the other variables. A null model is just another column except filled with zeros.

That stupid null model is hard to remember.

Seriously, I just want to be done with lab. It's 2 hours of math and fighting with R. I just want to run the damn models and be done with it.

But no. No, I always manage to forget the null column.

This means going back, putting the column into Excel, copying, putting the code back into R, and rerunning the models yet again.

So never forget the null. It's a pain in the ass to redo.

Raptor Rescue: Bad Idea, but Best Conversation Ever

Manda: Rawr!!!

Staci: Errr...i don't speak dinosaur...did someone fall down a well again? Lol

Manda: Not timmmmmy! Where is lassy when you need him?

Staci: I don't know but timmy needs to be more careful, the little klutz...fourth time this month! D:

Manda: Lmao

Staci: Now I want to see timmy get rescued by a dinosaur...

Manda: Lol a velociraptor is on ze way

Staci: ...Oh dear...

Manda: I bt you could already tell but i r b drunke

Staci: I kinda wondered lmao

Manda: Lol

Staci: I find it highly entertaining that you spelt velociraptors right while drunk. I can't even do that sober, lmao.

Manda: Hahahaha just shows you how much I love them. plus its programMmexd in my phone

Staci: Lol XD.

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Later That Week:

As sent to multiple recipients:

PSA: There are now velociraptors on rescue squads. Please be advised. You probably don't want their help. Please inform all your friends!!!

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A hilarious joke with my friend. But seriously, be careful. Ze velociraptors are afoot and they're out to save your lives...then eat you.

Be warned.

What We Learn from College: Part 2

Some more, 'what the hell?' professor-al comments from second semester of college (2009-2010).

A very short list. I wasn't very good at keeping track of the silly things my professors said...

General Chemistry

This is a fire blanket. It is useful for many things. Putting out fires is NOT one of them.

You know that Noble Gases aren't exactly friendly named, right? The Nobles didn't do anything...just like the Noble Gases You can bet that hundreds of years ago when these scientists were naming the periodic table, they were all like "stick it to the man! Let's name them Noble gases!

And now let's work with propane...and propane accessories.

Organismal Biology

Yes, there is a book about discovering your inner fish.

Archeology and the Bible

Like when the Assyrian army apparently all perished while invading Israel. What killed them? Plague? "Bad water?
Classmate: Swine flu

What We Learn from College: Part 1

College is a place to discover yourself. To learn about the world around you. About your major and eventual career. To be...sarcastic? Insulting? Learn about professors' sex lives? Or sex in general?

What kind of place is this?!

Well ANYWAY, these are a collection of quotes from my professors. Part one stars professors from my first year of college (2008-2009)

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Semester 1

Cultural Anthropology

"I don't know what offends you. It would be like a women volleyball team calling themselves the skank whores...or the menstral flows...or the skanky bitch whores...

--talking about mislabeling cultures (specifically the whole Sioux debate...)

So what are the Native Americans in Minnesota called? Anyone? Anyone? ...*silence* Bueller...Bueller...?

What can you not do with your cousin?

Marry them
Why not?
Because it's not cool.
Because it's not cool...
And you just can't
Why not? Is his wee-wee going to start blinking and sounding an alarm when he gets near your hoo-hoo?

Did anything spring from HIS vagina??

--While learning about descent

General Psychology

Hello to all our guests! We're glad you could make it for the exam...you should try coming more often.

You guys are paying to come to this class and you start packing up five minutes before class is over. Now you want extra credit for coming to a class that you paid for and never want any extra of my free time.

--on Halloween when hardly anyone showed up to class

Intro to Literature

Isn't it funny that he is described as a fox...like Fox network...Why DID they name it Fox news anyway? Anyone know why? Anyone? No? Ok then, back to discussion *starts talking again*

Speech

Do you want to introduce us to your guest?
Um...I'm Charles. I'm actually in this class, but I haven't come before.
...ooohhh...

--This is why you come to class kids.

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Semester 2

Shakespeare and British Literature

"Bloom's Anxiety of Influence is very Freudian...Some writers can get over this by "killing" their predecessor, seen as the "father" like in the Oedipus complex.

*little bit later*

T.S. Eliot wrote the Tradition and the Individual talent, contradicting this.

So basically, Eliot killed his father, Bloom, and I think they're both full of crap."

"K-n-ic-t is how they would say it. Which leads us to a Monty Python reference- The knights who say Nee"

"What the fluck?"

"I mean what the f...heck is going on with this scene???

*little later*

"It is strange. I almost said what the fuck..."

--discussing "Merchant of Venice"

"So what's the difference between a comedy and a tragedy? In a comedy everyone gets married and in a tragedy everyone dies."

"Shakespeare's comedy--Ha ha. Rape."

--discussing "Two Gentleman of Verona"

Intro to Math

"Well we have to use Captain DeMorgan again! ...Just kidding...

--On DeMorgan's Laws


"You guys are like definition ninjas. Just waiting...waiting...waiting for the right moment to strike and give the answer"

-After someone finally gave the definition he wanted...after a long silence of course.


"How many of you have done proofs before?"
*hands raise*
"How many of you enjoyed or understood them?"
*all hands go down*
"...guess what we get to do next!"

Melodrama of a Computer Virus Battle

Once upon a time, in Computerland (also known as Simon) the system administrator, Staci, logged on to do homework, only to discover that a battle was in progress. Vista Internet Security thought it funny to invade the lovely Computerland and ravage the country side with spam about viruses and protection, and making it all unpleasant to live in...and getting worse by the second.

This meant war.

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Alright men, what's going on? What's the situation?

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A computer virus!! How the hell did that get past General McAfee?

...

A disguise you say? One masking itself as a legitimate computer virus scan software? The bastards! We'll soon take care of the nuisances! To arms, men! To the Internet!

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'VE CAPTURED THE INTERNET??? They've now taken out our main virus defense and our backup plan...

RETREAT!!!

...

Alright men, we're now locked down into safe mode. The enemy is surrounding us, finding us even here. You can hear the evil pop-ups promising virus protection...But they have backed off the Internet. Time to download some reinforcements...

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THE REINFORCEMENTS HAVE BEEN SABOTAGED??? THEY WON'T WORK PROPERLY??? CRAP!!! Backup number two...um...More reinforcements!

...

...Ok, here's our situation. Every passing moment the battlefield becomes more congested. Reinforcements have arrived...but they're kind of being prisses and not starting up. Want to say our prayers now?

OF COURSE NOT! We will prevail! Quick! To the System Restore Time Machine!

...

I don't care if time machines are real or not, just roll with it!

...

Here we are, two days in the past. It was a long and arduous journey, but the enemy is nowhere in sight. We must hurry to send for our backup backup reinforcements before the enemy comes again. Maybe this time they actually WORK.

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Hurray! They worked! Captain Malwarebyte's army is scanning the perimeter as we speak. They've captured 38 of the enemy so far.

What do we do with them, you ask? Why, we remove them and send them into the black nothingness that is...well, I really don't know what it is, but they aren't coming back. Least lets hope not.

McAfee is SO getting a good talking to for this. I'm thinking probation, suspension, removal from office. AHA! Removal from office!!! That's IT!!

Bring in Captain Kaspersky, I need to have a word with him about a promotion...

How Science Answers Life Questions

I spend a lot of time in the computer lab attached to the science building. A consequence of being a biology major. There are whiteboards in this lab.

These boards can have some very interesting things written on them. We've had invertebrate zoology data, data from the the famous organismal lab on goldenrod galls, chemistry k values, physics equations, ect.

Well, one day a couple of weeks ago, someone wrote a very poignant question:

"Why is it that when life finally seems to be going your way, it falls apart all at once?"

With best interests at heart, the science majors had a few things to say (And yes, I answered it too)

**Because that is life. Nothing is perfect and everything is always changing.

**This is when we find out what(who) we truly are. Our values, moral teachings, and respect for ourselves, others, and life are revealed. This sets us above animals."

**Wao that is for much pain for life Side note: ...yeah, I can't read the writing...

**Because life sucks

**Choose C

**The answer to life is 42

**(pointing at last answer) Verified OR 47 if you adjust for inflation.

**My teeth itch

**Sadly, that is the nature of life. If you stay calm and put the pieces back together, the experience will make you stronger.

Who says science can't have a heart? :D

Texts: Of Batman and Ghosts

Staci: *sends out the Batsignal* D:

Rachel: Lol for?

Staci: Class is driving me crazy.

Rachel: Sorry, Batman has class

Staci: Well screw you. And you wonder why I dislike Batman.

Rachel: I thought you maybe had something against capes...

Staci: Pfft nah. But I don't get the point of capes. Essentially useless...and dangerous for the wearer...

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Rachel: My last class was so boring the whole room died of boredom.

Staci: ...How are you texting me then if you are dead?

Rachel: Told you ghosts are real! Hope you enjoy me haunting your ass forever!

Staci: You better keep paying rent. Your name is still on the contract. Also, I'm a scientist; I'm just going to want to find out what you're made of. Interview plz?

Rachel: Really? You wanna find out? Because I'm a ghost and I could be inside you ;)

Staci: Would you really want to be in me? Because you may get stuck in my mind and have to put up with me and going to all my classes. Want to risk that?

Rachel: I could have fun in there. Besides, I'll take over.

Staci: ...Stay away from my mind lol.

Rachel: It's dark in here...

Staci: You mean in your class or in my brain? Because if it's in my brain, I don't know what you're talking about...the computer screen lights all...

Rachel: Knock, knock

Staci: Already have a monster headache. Don't push it, ghosty.

Rachel:BoOoOoO!

Staci: Out of my head goddammit!!! It hurts D:

New Years Resolutions. Sorta

Study more often... I think I promise myself that at the start of every semester...*headdesk*

...Well then, at least read the textbooks? Haha, don't think so. Try again.

Don't blow anything up in Organic Chemistry lab And don't play with the hot flame. That's for melting glass into capillary droppers, not making weird glass...sculpture things

Maybe should add a corollary to the previous one and don't spill the chemicals on hands. This includes the acetone. I don't care if it feels all cold and weird when you spill it. It's probably not the best thing to do

Actually use the Wellness center Seriously, I pay $150 for membership and don't even live on campus. WTF???

Maybe learn to cook better I think this goes under another "Don't start anything on fire, stupid" moments that I seem to make...

Don't panic. *silence* BAHAHAHAHA Yeah, like THAT'LL ever happen

Actually FINISH a video game I'm looking at you Shadow of the Colossus, Ico, and Star Ocean 3. I mean, how long have I had Ico and Star Ocean and never finished? As for Shadow...just...F*** you 9th Colossi. F*** you.

Finish a Rubik's Cube You WILL be mine, understand. You will, Rubik's cube!!!!

Don't go grammar Nazi on people in the deviantART complaints forum ...unless they are being pricks about it. 9 times out of 10 they are. They are free game if that happens

Try not to be shocked at the stupidity of people. Stupid people are stupid. That is all. Still disappointing, though

Have a Big Bang Theory marathon THISx1000000. Anyone in?

Don't rock back in a swivel chair Apparently I can't learn after HOW many times of falling over?

Live in reality We live in a bubble, baby. A bubble's no reality. You've got to have a look outside...

It's only Quantitative Biology. Don't panic PANICKING!!! MATH!!! IN MY BIOLOGY!!! OMG!!!

Don't go on Facebook so much!!! *dead silence* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good joke, huh?