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Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Simulated Sagas

My roommates and I like to play the Sims 2. We come up with some crazy stories, many involving us as Sims.

Pregnant males, alcoholics, Sims that sleep with anyone that moves, popping out kids, witches, werewolves, and vampires galore.

What could possibly go wrong?
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*on Skype talking about the Sims*
Staci: So I finally got that cheat program thing onto my game. I snuck Juliette out of the house with Romeo, and she came back with a kid...
Rachel: lmao
Staci: Yeah...it's things like hacking the Sims that makes me realize that there is definitely a reason I will never date...
Rachel: LMAO.


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*Rachel's Sim Saga*

Rachel: So I made you, Maria, and I as characters in the Sims. We all have an apartment together.
Staci: ...Wow....

Rachel: So I made our future husbands! It's Sam, Dean and Castielle from Supernatural! You get Castielle.
Staci: Who is that?
Rachel: He's an angel...
Staci: Oh, cool!
Rachel: ...he wears a trenchcoat.
Staci: Oh...

Rachel: Oh my God, Staci! You're such an alcoholic!
Staci: What???
Rachel: I can't get you to stop drinking in this game!!

Rachel: Maria keeps taking off her clothes!!!

Rachel: Oh my God! I just got Maria to love me, just by talking.
Staci: *laughing*
Rachel: And then I kissed Sam, and Maria started beating me up. Then I made her kiss Dean, and then I started beating Dean up!
Staci: *Laughing* Wow...
Rachel: I know! and then we hated each other, and I had to use a cheat to make us love each other again.

Rachel: Staci, I can't get you pregnant!
Maria: There's too many Sims in one house...
Rachel: ...well then, I guess it's time to get you out of the house, because I want us all pregnant together!
Staci: Oh my Lord...

Rachel: STACI! You're going to have another baby!
Staci: ...how many kids do I HAVE?
Rachel: Well, we each have two, and are going to have a third...
Staci: ...Ok then...
Rachel: Hey, at least you're not a whore like I am in Maria's game!
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Staci: Destroying lives, one Sim at a time...


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