...well actually, they are quotes from the second semester of my 3rd year. Apparently I didn't keep track of them from first semester.
A word of warning, some language that may be unsuitable for children is here. Be warned and if you don't like it, don't read. Simple, no?
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Enjoy!
Evolutionary Biology
"The sex ratio of MSUM is 60:40 while at NDSU it's flipped around. Isn't that interesting? ...It has nothing to do with sex."
"Green sunfish are the sluts of the sunfish world."
"So you've got the two different alleles. Actually, they're garbanzo beans."
"Yes, the lizard does have sex...every now and again...when she's feeling frisky..."
--Talking about a species of asexual lizard.
"What did you learn in middle school about the evolution of sex? Nothing? Ok, what about in high school? ...What is the word on the street about the evolution of sex then?"
"Be careful if you are naked around barnacles."
"Don't take vitamin shots from your boyfriend."
"This is how to become a great scientist: sho oxpeckers off of oxen."
"The male mosquitofish is slower because they have a large boner. The gonopodium is really bone, though. Not making that up."
"He just hangs out and does sexy newt stuff until the females show up."
"It's fish monogamy! Aww..."
Vertebrate Zoology
"Sex in the air would be awesome."
"Some marsupial males have a double penis, which is just fantastic."
"Today we'll be starting with the excretory system, because that's always fun."
Quantitative Biology
"Have a super awesome spring break. If you're going to Florida, bring me back something. I like tequila."
Organic Chemistry
"Don't you be the one!"
--On numerous occasions while talking about mistakes that have been made by past students.
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